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Pretend News is a comedy website publishing entirely fictional stories about a world that takes itself far too seriously.
Our interviews, investigations, and eyewitness accounts are invented for entertainment. Animals may hold press conferences. Everyday objects may become suspects. None of it should be mistaken for factual reporting.
We use AI-generated imagery to illustrate our fictional stories. Images presented as surveillance footage, photographs, or other “evidence” are part of the joke—not documentation of real events.
Welcome to Pretend News. Enjoy the nonsense.